13. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
14. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
I like the STS, but I'm only
willing to pay $27,000
15. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
I like the STS, but I'm only
willing to pay $27,000
OK, but you'll have to get
the LE package with 4
cylinders
16. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
I like the STS, but I'm only
willing to pay $27,000
OK, but you'll have to get
the LE package with 4
cylinders
OK. I'll take the red one. I'd
like to finance over 4 years
17. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
I like the STS, but I'm only
willing to pay $27,000
OK, but you'll have to get
the LE package with 4
cylinders
OK. I'll take the red one. I'd
like to finance over 4 years
That loan is at 6.25%
18. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
I like the STS, but I'm only
willing to pay $27,000
OK, but you'll have to get
the LE package with 4
cylinders
OK. I'll take the red one. I'd
like to finance over 4 years
That loan is at 6.25%
I want 5.5%
19. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
I like the STS, but I'm only
willing to pay $27,000
OK, but you'll have to get
the LE package with 4
cylinders
OK. I'll take the red one. I'd
like to finance over 4 years
That loan is at 6.25%
I want 5.5%
I can do that
24. I'd like a car
That will be $52,000
Here you go
25. I'd like a car
That will be $52,000
Here you go
Here's your white Ford
Escort.
26. I'd like a car
That will be $52,000
Here you go
Here's your white Ford
Escort.
It comes with a vinyl wrap
advertisingThe Gap.
27. I'd like a car
That will be $52,000
Here you go
Here's your white Ford
Escort.
It comes with a vinyl wrap
advertisingThe Gap.
And the radio plays Fox
News
31. I'd like a social media
account
Send me your name, email,
SSN, Credit Card, and phone
32. I'd like a social media
account
Send me your name, email,
SSN, Credit Card, and phone
Here you go
33. I'd like a social media
account
Send me your name, email,
SSN, Credit Card, and phone
Here you go
Here's your account.
34. I'd like a social media
account
Send me your name, email,
SSN, Credit Card, and phone
Here you go
Here's your account.
You want cheapViagra?
35. I'd like a social media
account
Send me your name, email,
SSN, Credit Card, and phone
Here you go
Here's your account.
You want cheapViagra?
You'll be hearing from the
FISA Court
36. I'd like a social media
account
Send me your name, email,
SSN, Credit Card, and phone
Here you go
Here's your account.
You want cheapViagra?
You'll be hearing from the
FISA Court
But you didn't hear that
from me. Tell them
Snowden told you.
37. I'd like a social media
account
Send me your name, email,
SSN, Credit Card, and phone
Here you go
Here's your account.
You want cheapViagra?
You'll be hearing from the
FISA Court
But you didn't hear that
from me. Tell them
Snowden told you.
Seriously.
39. WHAT DOESTHE CAR DEALER KNOW...
THATTHE IDENTITY ARCHITECT DOESN'T?
40. I'd like a car
I have a Cadillac STS for
$32,000
I like the STS, but I'm only
willing to pay $27,000
OK, but you'll have to get
the LE package with 4
cylinders
OK. I'll take the red one. I'd
like to finance over 4 years
That loan is at 6.25%
I want 5.5%
I can do that
41. WHAT DOESTHE CAR DEALER KNOW...
THATTHE IDENTITY ARCHITECT DOESN'T?
The car dealer knows how to deal with counteroffers
51. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
52. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
53. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
#name and #address
54. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
#name and #address
What will you use it for?
56. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
#name and #address
What will you use it for?
FedEx. AndViagra ads.
57. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
#name and #address
What will you use it for?
FedEx. AndViagra ads.
That'll be $50
59. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
#name and #address
What will you use it for?
FedEx. AndViagra ads.
That'll be $50
Whoa. Just FedEx?
60. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
#name and #address
What will you use it for?
FedEx. AndViagra ads.
That'll be $50
Whoa. Just FedEx?
Deal. Stephen Falken,Tiny
Island, Oregon
61. Maybe. Who are you?
Hey @address! Some dude
says you can identify him
using this #token
My name is @WOPR
What do you want to know?
#name and #address
What will you use it for?
FedEx. AndViagra ads.
That'll be $50
Whoa. Just FedEx?
Deal. Stephen Falken,Tiny
Island, Oregon
OK, but...
62. How do I know the guy who
sent me the token is really
Falken?
63. Send him this #challenge.
if he replies with this
#response, it's him.
How do I know the guy who
sent me the token is really
Falken?
64. Send him this #challenge.
if he replies with this
#response, it's him.
How do I know the guy who
sent me the token is really
Falken?
KTHXBAI
65. Identify me. Use this
@address and this #token
OK. Hang on
Answer this #challenge
...
66. Identify me. Use this
@address and this #token
OK. Hang on
Answer this #challenge
#response
...
67. Identify me. Use this
@address and this #token
OK. Hang on
Answer this #challenge
#response
Greetings, Professor Falken.
...
68. Identify me. Use this
@address and this #token
OK. Hang on
Answer this #challenge
#response
Greetings, Professor Falken.
...
Would you like to play a
game?
