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Business Quotes 2010.09
“Nine women can't have a
       baby in one month,
no matter how closely they
   coordinate their work.”
                                           Seth Godin

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“Opportunity is missed by
      most because it comes
dressed in overalls and looks
                   like work.”
                                    Thomas Edison

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“IT is not comparable to a
 fully sequential engineering
system in which deliverables
         result from planning,
  designing, building, testing,
     reworking, retesting, and
                    finalizing.”
     Mark D. Lutchen, Former Global CIO of PWC

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“Do not believe that it is very
        much of an advance
      to do the unnecessary
         three times as fast.”
                                    Peter Drucker

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“One has to do something
                      new
 in order to see something
                     new.”
               Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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“Institutions will try to
 preserve the problem
  to which they are the
              solution.”
                                      Clay Shirky

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“A line is a dot
that went for a walk.”
                                       Paul Klee

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“The term ‘social networking’
 makes little sense if we leave
 out the objects that mediate
  the ties between people. [...]
    The fallacy is to think that
social networks are just made
                 up of people.”
                                       Jyri Engeström

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“Innovation is not about
       saying yes to everything.
It’s about saying NO to all but
     the most crucial features.”
                                              Steve Jobs

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“The long silence — the
  interruption of the human
conversation — is coming to
    an end. On the Internet,
    markets are getting more
        connected and more
 powerfully vocal every day.”
                     The Cluetrain Manifesto

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“Rather be dead than cool.”
                                        Kurt Cobain

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“These are issues that we are
    going to have to address,
because they are significant.”
                                        Ben Bernanke

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“One finds limits
by pushing them.”
                        Herbert Simon

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“If we wait for the moment
             when everything,
absolutely everything is ready,
        we shall never begin.”
                                           Ivan Turgenev

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“I spent 90% of my money on
           women and drink.
           The rest I wasted”
                                     George Best

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“[...] a wealth of information
creates a poverty of attention,
   and a need to allocate that
   attention efficiently among
          the overabundance of
            information sources
        that might consume it.”
                                   Herbert Simon

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“Eighty percent of success is
               showing up.”
                                          Woody Allen

             Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/1903389348 >
“Complexity that works is
             built up out of
modules that work perfectly,
layered one over the other.”
                                           Kevin Kelly

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“A child of five would
       understand this.
Send someone to fetch a
           child of five.”
                               Groucho Marx

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“I apologize for writing you a
                    long letter
     but I didn’t have time to
       write you a short one.”
                                    Blaise Pascal

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“Fail early
   to succeed sooner.”
Matt Hunter, Product Development, IDEO

         Image credit: flickr.com/antonkovalyov/3605921613 >
“Implement solutions,
                 not features.”
John Geleynse, Software Technology Evangelism, Apple

                       Image credit: flickr.com/bgwilson89/2253180349 >
“Don't open a shop
             unless
 you like to smile.”
                      Chinese Proverb

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“The best ideas
       come as jokes.
  Make your thinking
as funny as possible.”
                                    David Ogilvy

     Image credit: flickr.com/nationaalarchief/4193508328 >
“Before I speak,
I have something
important to say.”
                          Groucho Marx

   Image credit: flickr.com/rickharris/3241285917 >
“Prediction is very difficult,
especially about the future.”
                                         Niels Bohr

             Image credit: flickr.com/quasimondo/98423379 >
“If I’d asked my customers
          what they wanted,
            they’d have said
             a faster horse.”
                                           Henry Ford

            Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3644756242 >
“Content precedes design.
 Design in the absence of
    content is not design,
          it’s decoration.”
                                 Jeffrey Zeldman

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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. 28 quotes for your next presentation. Business Quotes, September 2010

  • 2. “Nine women can't have a baby in one month, no matter how closely they coordinate their work.” Seth Godin Image credit: flickr.com/photographi_esc_/2797736030 >
  • 3.
  • 4. “Opportunity is missed by most because it comes dressed in overalls and looks like work.” Thomas Edison Image credit: flickr.com/osucommons/3724236532 >
  • 5.
  • 6. “IT is not comparable to a fully sequential engineering system in which deliverables result from planning, designing, building, testing, reworking, retesting, and finalizing.” Mark D. Lutchen, Former Global CIO of PWC Image credit: flickr.com/astrablog/4133302216 >
  • 7.
  • 8. “Do not believe that it is very much of an advance to do the unnecessary three times as fast.” Peter Drucker Image credit: flickr.com/mini82/1198278806 >
  • 9.
  • 10. “One has to do something new in order to see something new.” Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Image credit: flickr.com/giorgiotomassetti/4790262687 >
  • 11.
  • 12. “Institutions will try to preserve the problem to which they are the solution.” Clay Shirky Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3656446341 >
  • 13.
  • 14. “A line is a dot that went for a walk.” Paul Klee Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/2004459134 >
  • 15.
  • 16. “The term ‘social networking’ makes little sense if we leave out the objects that mediate the ties between people. [...] The fallacy is to think that social networks are just made up of people.” Jyri Engeström Image credit: flickr.com/lwallenstein/3867427676 >
  • 17.
  • 18. “Innovation is not about saying yes to everything. It’s about saying NO to all but the most crucial features.” Steve Jobs Image credit: flickr.com/iamthestig2/3505659428 >
  • 19.
  • 20. “The long silence — the interruption of the human conversation — is coming to an end. On the Internet, markets are getting more connected and more powerfully vocal every day.” The Cluetrain Manifesto Image credit: flickr.com/mogmismo/3564024948 >
  • 21.
  • 22. “Rather be dead than cool.” Kurt Cobain Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3440504351 >
  • 23.
  • 24. “These are issues that we are going to have to address, because they are significant.” Ben Bernanke Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3485973665 >
  • 25.
  • 26. “One finds limits by pushing them.” Herbert Simon Image credit: flickr.com/kevinwhite/225709357 >
  • 27.
  • 28. “If we wait for the moment when everything, absolutely everything is ready, we shall never begin.” Ivan Turgenev Image credit: flickr.com/miikka_skaffari/3228249024 >
  • 29.
  • 30. “I spent 90% of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted” George Best Image credit: flickr.com/phinz/3695488807 >
  • 31.
  • 32. “[...] a wealth of information creates a poverty of attention, and a need to allocate that attention efficiently among the overabundance of information sources that might consume it.” Herbert Simon Image credit: flickr.com/aasgier/2414686179 >
  • 33.
  • 34. “Eighty percent of success is showing up.” Woody Allen Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/1903389348 >
  • 35.
  • 36. “Complexity that works is built up out of modules that work perfectly, layered one over the other.” Kevin Kelly Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3646390382 >
  • 37.
  • 38. “A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.” Groucho Marx Image credit: flickr.com/kenyee/2817511001 >
  • 39.
  • 40. “I apologize for writing you a long letter but I didn’t have time to write you a short one.” Blaise Pascal Image credit: flickr.com/kevint/7854090 >
  • 41.
  • 42. “Fail early to succeed sooner.” Matt Hunter, Product Development, IDEO Image credit: flickr.com/antonkovalyov/3605921613 >
  • 43.
  • 44. “Implement solutions, not features.” John Geleynse, Software Technology Evangelism, Apple Image credit: flickr.com/bgwilson89/2253180349 >
  • 45.
  • 46. “Don't open a shop unless you like to smile.” Chinese Proverb Image credit: flickr.com/ucumari/696344991 >
  • 47.
  • 48. “The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.” David Ogilvy Image credit: flickr.com/nationaalarchief/4193508328 >
  • 49.
  • 50. “Before I speak, I have something important to say.” Groucho Marx Image credit: flickr.com/rickharris/3241285917 >
  • 51.
  • 52. “Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.” Niels Bohr Image credit: flickr.com/quasimondo/98423379 >
  • 53.
  • 54. “If I’d asked my customers what they wanted, they’d have said a faster horse.” Henry Ford Image credit: flickr.com/haraldfelgner/3644756242 >
  • 55.
  • 56. “Content precedes design. Design in the absence of content is not design, it’s decoration.” Jeffrey Zeldman Image credit: flickr.com/wongjunhao/22677518115 >
  • 57.
  • 59. A spectrum of ideas, from international marketing to IT. felgner.ch